Pet Stories

Pet Stories, pictures, links that are fun to share.

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There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

-Ben Williams

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.

-Anonymous

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

-Roger Caras

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

-Mark Twain

Dogs love their friends & bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love & always have to mix love & hate.

The average dog is a ni

cer person than the average person.

-Andy Rooney

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.

-Unknown

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

-Josh Billings

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.

-Unknown

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.

-Franklin P. Jones

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

-Robert A. Heinlein

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.

-Joe Weinstein

Happiness is a warm puppy.

-Charles Schultz

A PET'S TEN COMMANDMENTS.........

1. My life is likely to last 10-15 years. Any separation from you is likely to be painful.

2. Place your trust in me. It is crucial for my well-being.

3. Give me time to understand what you want of me.

4. Don't be angry with me for long and don't lock me up as punishment. You have your work, your friends, your entertainment, but I have only you.

5. Talk to me. Even if I don't understand your words, I do understand your voice when speaking to me.

6. Be aware that however you treat me, I will never forget it.

7. Before you hit me, before you strike me, remember that I could hurt you, and yet, I choose not to bite you.

8. Before you scold me for being lazy or uncooperative, ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I'm not getting the right food, I have been in the sun too long, or my heart might be getting old or weak.

9. Please take care of me when I grow old. You too, will grow old.

10. On the ultimate difficult journey, go with me please. Never say you can't bear to watch. Don't make me face this alone. Everything is easier for me if you are there, because I love you so.

What Groomers Do When They Are Bored!!

(click on the pictures to enlarge)

If Dogs Could Talk...

"Look . . . I was thirsty man, deal with it . "

"Kid . . . you're askin' the wrong guy."

[sniff . . sniff] . . . . "Oh, this part of the movie always makes me cry"

"Hi!!! I'm Teddy, a wild little Gemini . . . . and I, like, you know, long walks on the beach. And I just LOVE me some tennis balls. Byyeeee!!!!"

"Rrrrr.... I'm a Tiger. Rrrrrrr"

"Touch de duck... I keel you."

"I don't get it. Where's the milk?!"

"This stupid bird's about to get a snot bath."

"I'm not....[yawn]...tired, ok? I'm...just..... a little...sllleee..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

"So Dad left when he found out about Mom and the Panda."

"Just call me Yoda!"

"Wasssup!!"

"Therrrz no way that was . . . [hiccup!] . . . juzzt milk . . . [hiccup] !"

"BUT I DON'T WANNA GO...!!!! WAAAAaaaaaahahhhahh"

"You want a piece of me? Bring it....!"

"Bread! What bread . . ?!"

"I . . . hate . . you."

"It was only a little pee, why the 30 minute timeout?"

Dog Pack Attacks Gator In Texas

At times nature can be cruel, but there is also a raw beauty, and even a certain justice manifested within that cruelty.

The alligator, one of the oldest and ultimate predators, normally considered the 'apex predator', can still fall victim to implemented 'team work' strategy, made possible due to the tight knit social structure and 'survival of the pack mentality' bred into the canines.
See the remarkable photograph below courtesy of Nature Magazine. Note that the Alpha dog has a muzzle hold on the gator preventing it from breathing, while another dog has a hold on the tail to keep it from thrashing. The third dog attacks the soft underbelly of the gator.

Not for the squeamish...

Gotcha! Laughter is good for the soul.

If you can start the day without caffeine,

If you can get going without pep pills,

If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,

If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,

If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,

If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,

If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend,

If you can conquer tension without medical help,

If you can relax without liquor,

If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,

...Then You Are The Family Dog!

If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him
and never say its not quite as good as his mother's...

THEN GET A DOG!

If want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want ...

THEN GET A DOG!

If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies...

THEN GET A DOG!

If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores...

THEN GET A DOG!

If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care
if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if
every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves
you unconditionally, perpetually...

THEN GET A DOG!

BUT, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only Comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence
is solely to ensure his happiness . . .