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There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

-Ben Williams

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

-Roger Caras

Happiness is a warm puppy.

-Charles Schultz

 

A PET'S TEN COMMANDMENTS.........

1. My life is likely to last 10-15 years. Any separation from you is likely to be painful.

2. Place your trust in me. It is crucial for my well-being.

3. Give me time to understand what you want of me.

4. Don't be angry with me for long and don't lock me up as punishment. You have your work, your friends, your entertainment, but I have only you.

5. Talk to me. Even if I don't understand your words, I do understand your voice when speaking to me.

6. Be aware that however you treat me, I will never forget it.

7. Before you hit me, before you strike me, remember that I could hurt you, and yet, I choose not to bite you.

8. Before you scold me for being lazy or uncooperative, ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I'm not getting the right food, I have been in the sun too long, or my heart might be getting old or weak.

9. Please take care of me when I grow old. You too, will grow old.

10. On the ultimate difficult journey, go with me please. Never say you can't bear to watch. Don't make me face this alone. Everything is easier for me if you are there, because I love you so.
 

 

What Groomers Do When They Are Bored!!

(click on the pictures to enlarge)

                                   

 

 

If Dogs Could Talk...

 

"Look   . . . I was thirsty  man, deal with it . "

"It was only a little pee, why the  30 minute timeout?"

"I'm  not....[yawn]...tired, ok? I'm...just..... a   little...sllleee..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

"Bread! What bread . . ?!"

"BUT I  DON'T WANNA GO...!!!!  WAAAAaaaaaahahhhahh"

Pick me...pick me!!

 

Dog Pack Attacks Gator In Texas

At times nature can be cruel, but there is also a raw beauty, and even a certain justice manifested within that cruelty.

The alligator, one of the oldest and ultimate predators, normally considered the 'apex predator', can still fall victim to implemented 'team work' strategy, made possible due to the tight knit social structure and 'survival of the pack mentality' bred into the canines.
See the remarkable photograph below courtesy of Nature Magazine. Note that the Alpha dog has a muzzle hold on the gator preventing it from breathing, while another dog has a hold on the tail to keep it from thrashing. The third dog attacks the soft underbelly of the gator.


Not for the squeamish...

Gotcha!     Laughter is good for the soul.

 

 

If you can start the day without caffeine,

If you can get going without pep pills,

If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

If you can resist complaining and  boring people with your troubles,

If you can eat the same food every  day and be grateful for it,

If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,

If you can take criticism and  blame without resentment,
If you can resist treating a rich friend  better than a poor friend,

If you can conquer tension without medical help,

If you can relax without liquor,  
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
 

...Then You Are The Family Dog!

 

If you want someone who will eat  whatever you put in front of him and never say its not quite as good  as his mother's...

THEN GET A DOG!

 If want someone always willing to go out, at any hour,  for as long and wherever you want ...

THEN GET A DOG!

 If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about  football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies...

THEN GET A DOG!
If you want someone who is content to get on your bed  just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores...

THEN GET A DOG!

 If you want someone who never criticizes what you do,  doesn't care
if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who  acts as if
every word you say is especially worthy of listening to,  and loves
you unconditionally, perpetually...

THEN GET A DOG!

 BUT, on the other hand, if you want  someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you  come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around  all night and only Comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire  existence
is solely to ensure his happiness . . .
 

THEN GET A CAT!!!!

 

I wonder if any of these Dogs are behind in their payments........

 

 

        For doggies "on the move".......             This pooch's palace is

                                                 valued at $8,000

                                          

 

 

Some dogs, live better than some people do! . . . . . .

.... . . . It even has storm windows and Air Conditioning ! ! !

                  

 

 

              

 

 

   A $10,500. dog house.... with a lake view,.....    

         flat screen TV,...and air conditioning!                    Chinese home

                                                

 

 

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